Zero trotintolerance

He may have been having a ‘fun time’ but a 25-year-old tourist seen ‘riding an electric scooter (trotineta) erratically’ through the fashionable Baixa district of Lisbon on Sunday was brought to a scuddering halt by PSP police and breathalyzed. According to reports, the young man was well over the limit and maintained an ‘incoherent discourse’. He has been ‘notified to appear in court’.