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The man suing God

By: NATASHA SMITH

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A SUCCESSFUL lawyer in the US has filed an injunction against a person he believes has caused widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions of people all over the world. The person accused of these crimes is God!

The self-proclaimed agnostic attorney is seeking a permanent injunction against God for inspiring fear and making terrorist threats.

It appears that the Almighty has even responded to

the injunction.

A court clerk said he was working when a document miraculously appeared as if from the heavens. The file is signed by God and he responds to the accusations by writing that he is immune from our planet’s laws and that the US court does not have jurisdiction over him.

Blaming him for human oppression and suffering misses an important point, he wrote in the document. “I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you.”

St Michael, the Archangel, is listed as one of God’s witnesses.