British Embassies fed up of bizarre requests

The foreign office said British embassies are getting tired of crazy requests they are receiving around the world.

One woman wanted advice on what she should do as she was unhappy with the size of her breasts after a breast enlargement.

Other requests include advice on jam making and how to discipline naughty boys.

Brits abroad also seem to think the British embassy is an agency for finding lost sunglasses and paying bills.

The embassies are happy to help with lost passports, if a Brit has been involved in a serious accident or are a victim of crime but they won’t, however, tell them who are allowed to use their swimming pool and pay holiday makers taxi fares – which have both been demanded.